From Babylon Bee: Convicted By Clear Teaching Of Scripture, Local Man Decides Scripture Is Unclear

HOT SPRINGS, AR—After being convicted by the clear teaching of Scripture with regards to certain aspects of his deeply ingrained theological and political worldview, local man Lenny Barton took to his social media accounts to declare Scripture to be entirely unclear on the issue, sources confirmed Thursday. “After carefully reviewing the plain, unambiguous biblical texts […] .

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