From Babylon Bee: Calvinist corrects Pastors theology

Calvinist Comes Forward During Altar Call To Correct Pastor’s Theology

While visiting his parents’ church over the weekend, local Calvinist Maurice Johnson reportedly came forward for the altar call in order to bluntly confront the pastor for his “obviously Arminian” stance on salvation.

Source: http://babylonbee.com/news/calvinist-comes-forward-altar-call-correct-pastors-theology/